All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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