I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Of course I have a pirate flag
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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