You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I need help removing her.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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