I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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