K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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