Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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