The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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