i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize