doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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