dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
is this the sara with the beer cane?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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