I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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