This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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