I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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