Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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