My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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