ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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