And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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