we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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