Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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