i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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