my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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