Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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