Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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