she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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