I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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