38 yer olds are good kisserssss
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Im part way to drunk.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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