I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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