ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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