going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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