i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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