maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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