Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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