I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
