I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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