He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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