Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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