My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
