You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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