I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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