So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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