i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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