why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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