did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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