bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm bleeding and have questions
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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