People with herpes should wear stickers.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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