Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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