Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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