there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
There r osticjed everywhere
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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