i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
