i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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