It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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