): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Please don't give away my fajitas
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