everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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